Oh my funny Leila!

One of the last things Leila said before bed, "Princesses are good. Robots is bad."

February 7 You know how on the Goonies that lady forces Chunk to spit out the jewels by pushing on his fat cheeks? Well yeah I just did that with Lexi and dog food. March 10 Me: Mommy's going to have another baby soon. Not right now but soon. Leila: I want another baby in my boob. March 24 Me: your elbows have bones, your hips have bones, and your teeth are bones. Leila: Probably the swing has bones. March 30 Leila: mmmm Chocolate berries. Me: Did you eat mommy's chocolate covered raisins? Leila: No. CANDY! March 30 Leila: You got married in the temple? Me: yes! Leila: I wanna go in here. I wanna go in the very big temple. March 31 Leila: I need these. Me: What? Your Pajamas? Leila: Yes, just in case. Me: In case what? Leila: I go to dama and dampas..... to babysit them. Just in case. March 31 Leila: Bieber state Bieber state great great great. March 31 Leila went to bed with a bandaid on her knee. Leila woke up with a bandaid in her diaper. April 4 Me: someone's poopy Leila: probly Lexi. Probly I just stink. April 4 During FHE Me: Do you want to get married in the temple? Leila: Not yet.

April 4 We were reading 1st Nephi last night before bed and I was leaving Leila's room to make Lexi a bottle and Leila yells, "Wait tell me about Jerusalem!" It was so stinkin cute. April 6 Me: Where did you come from? Leila: Dama and Dampas. Me: No, where did you get your body from? Leila: Hollie Hollie McKeeth. Me: Okay, then where did you grow up? Leila: In the bathroom. April 6 Leila: I need an ice pack for my eye to feel better. Me: No Leila: Okay well I'm just hot. I need an ice pack. April 6 Lexi just fell down our two stairs but it didn't phase her..... why? Cause she found a piece of cheese at the bottom. April 6 Leila talking to our dog Chello: I don't want to be a dog. I use my hands. I am not a dog. April 8 Leila: I want to go down the drain. Me: No you don't. Leila: Oh it will clog? Me: Yes it will clog. Leila: Oh Okay. Only cats go in the drain. Only cats go in the drain. April 9 Leila went potty before bed time... Me: Leila, I'm proud of you. You get two raisins. (two minutes later..... I went to the bathroom) Leila: Mommy!!!! I'm proud of you, you get two raisins. April 9 I'm in a towel in the hallway. Leila: did you take a shower? Me: yes Leila: are you naked? Me: yes Leila: Can I pet you? April 1 Leila: Are you a baby kind of? Me: No are you? Leila: No I'm a dog. April 15 We're at subway Me: can I have a black forest ham on wheat? Yelling Leila: can I have juice and sour cream please? April 19 Leila: Only me and Ian? (Ian Snell) Me: Only you and Ian what? Leila: Only we ride bikes? Me: I don't know if Ian rides bikes. Leila: Well... Probably. April 20 Leila putting a toy in the microwave. Me: Leila NO! Leila: It will clog? Me: No it could start a fire. Leila: Oh.... That's right. April 20 Leila: I want to go to the mall. Jenny Hansen: Why? Leila: Cause Jenny: Give me a reason. Leila: Because it's open. April 25 Leila handing me some clothes. Leila: You should put this on Lexi. Me: Why? Leila: Cause! Me: Because why? Leila: CAUSE SHE'S NAKED!!!! April 26 Me: I don't want to change your nasty butt. Laughing Leila: I like it. I think it's funny. April 2 Leila: McDonalds is healthy. Aubrey: No McDonalds is not healthy.

Leila: Yes Daddy it is. Daddy it is, it is, it is!!!!! April 26 Me: Where did you come from? Leila: From Joseph. Me: Joseph who? Leila: Joseph of Jesus. May 3 Leila: Is it your birthday mommy? Me: No... but it's daddy's birthday in two days. Leila: Oh that's right. We should make him another cake. Aubrey yelling from the other room: Leila I think you want a cake so you can eat it. Leila: No don't say that! May 3 Me flexing my biceps in the mirror... Leila: Wow mommy you are so strong. May 4 Leila: Well that makes me happy. Me: What makes you happy? Leila: When I can get a license.... to drive. May 6 Leila: Do you want to go to Trevor's house? (Trevor Hansen) Aubrey: No I need to work. Throws short fit- Leila: NO NO you want to go! May 6